
Original cover.
Novelty song written by Marian Grudeff and Raymond Jessel and performed by Barbara Feldon on a 45 rpm single record released by RCA Victor in 1966.
The flipside was a companion song called "Max."
The record was rereleased in 1982 by the Australian Au Go Go label and both songs were included as bonus tracks on the CD reissue of the Get Smart record album.

1982 rerelease.
Lyrics[]
So you think you see a pussycat you'd like to pet
You start to come on strong to see how far you will get
You feed the pussycat that "I'm a tiger" line
You don't know that you're messin' with 99
99
You brag about your motorboat and Cadillacs
How you cheated 'bout a million on your income tax
It isn't 'til they slap you with a great big fine
That you know that you've been messin' with 99
99
There's music on the hi-fi and she dims the light
She fixes a Martini that is out of sight
Your tongue begins to loosen 'cause you're all alone
But that ain't an olive, buddy, that's a microphone
You're a foreign spy who wants to come in from the cold
And you've never been uncovered you're so sеlf-controlled
But when they find your body floating down thе Rhine
That's a lesson don't go messin' with 99
99
You're the highest paid informer for a Balkan State
On your night off you invite her for a dinner date
But when she freshens up, you'll end up unemployed
'Cause that ain't a lipstick buddy that's a Polaroid
So listen tigers, this is what it's all about
A pussycat will get you if you don't watch out
Though she may send shivers running up and down your spine
She is doing her caressin' with a tiny Smith & Wesson
And that means that you've been messin' with 99
99
99
99
Barbara Feldon - 99 (RCA Victor 8954)