Bert may refer to:
- One of two guards at Typewriters, Computers & Stuff who question Max and Blossom Rose, inventor of the runaway robot named Fred, despite the handicap of having mislaid their rubber hose [Novel #1: "Get Smart!"].
- Employee at the computer dating service run by Dr. Stanton [Uncredited voice, Episode #105: "Absorb the Greek"].
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