Colonel Kyle K. Kirby

KAOS agent who lives on a Southern plantation and owns a chain of restaurants selling Tennessee Fricassee Frog Legs as cover for distributing KAOS information.

Despite his appearance as a kindly Southern gentleman, Colonel Kyle K. Kirby is a ruthless, cold-blooded killer proficient with most weapons, especially the bullwhip.

Portrayed by John Dehner [Episode #118: "Smart Fell on Alabama"].

Reality Check: Colonel Kirby and his Tennessee Fricassee Frog Legs parody Colonel Sanders, founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) restaurant chain.