Kisses for KAOS

99: "Max, look at that modern sculpture. It's made out of a dented hubcap, rusty fender, tin cans, nuts and bolts and a bicycle chain."
Max: "Yes, he's given us man's eternal struggle against the universe out of a pile of junk."
99: "What's it called?"
Max (reading label): "'A pile of junk'."

Kisses for KAOS
Original Air Date	January 15, 1966
Writers	Stan Burns and Mike Marmer
Director	Gary Nelson
Season	One
Episode Number	17
Villain	Rex Savage
Previous Episode	Double Agent
Next Episode	The Dead Spy Scrawls

Get Smart Episode #17, Season One.

Plot

Some very important buildings are blown up. CONTROL suspects it's the work of Rex Savage, art gallery owner, and Max and 99 are sent to his gallery to collect information about him. 99 introduces herself as rich art patron Melissa Westbrook with Max as her chauffeur.

Synopsis

Characters

CONTROL

• Maxwell Smart - Don Adams
• 99 - Barbara Feldon
• Chief - Edward Platt
• Parker - Milton Selzer

KAOS

• Rex Savage - Michael Dante
• Mondo - John Abbott

Others:

• Policeman - Ray Kellogg
• Greta Kovac (uncredited)
• Rubber Dummy Lobby (mentioned)

Gadgetry

• Baby Simulator
• Leaf Notebook
• Fingerprint Pencil
• Micro-Camera
• Painting Camera (KAOS)
• Rock Mail
• Inflato-Girl
• Steering Wheel Phone
• Soup-Plate Camera
• Fingerprint Roll
• Fruit-Bowl Tape Recorder
• Explosive Paint (KAOS)
• Shoe Phone