Valerie of the Dolls

Chief: "The little girl you let through customs was not a little girl. . . It was a little man! . . . [I]t was Little Louie Dunlap, a KAOS courier!"
Max: "Well, he could've fooled me."
Chief: "He did fool you!"

Valerie of the Dolls
Original Air Date	October 10th, 1969
Writers	Les Colodny and Ed Haas
Director	Jay Sandrich
Season	Five
Episode Number	115
Villain	Miss Valerie
Previous Episode	Ironhand
Next Episode	Widow Often Annie

Get Smart Episode #115, Season Five #3.

Plot

KAOS is smuggling a deadly explosive into the country hidden in talking dolls so Maxwell Smart and the Chief enrol at Miss Valerie's School for Expectant Fathers which is suspected of being the smugglers' base

Synopsis

Characters

CONTROL

• Maxwell Smart - Don Adams
• Agent 99 - Barbara Feldon
• Chief - Edward Platt
• Larabee - Robert Karvelas

KAOS

• Miss Valerie - Antoinette Bower
• Mondo - Henry Corden
• Cane (uncredited)
• Little Louie Dunlap - Caroline Adams

Others

• Cabbie - Danny Dayton

Gadgets

• Explosive dolls

Locations

• Miss Valerie's School for Expectant Fathers

Trivia

• Caroline Adams is Don Adams's daughter.
• The dolls' voices are supplied by June Foray ("My name is Mary Lou") and William Woodson (scientific formulae).

Reality Check

• The title refers to the 1966 novel Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann and its 1967 film version.
• The character names "Mondo" and "Cane" (pronounced car-nee) refer to the 1962 film Mondo Cane, the title translating as "A Dog's World".